Bonanza!

Once again, I am Chicken Little.  Back in May when the FCC decided to use the entire $1.6 billion surplus for FY 2015-2016, I predicted that the fund would get whipsawed in FY 2016-2017, as demand rose and the rollover shrunk.  Now it looks like I was wrong.

Yesterday, USAC told the FCC that it will have $1.9 billion in unused funds available to carry forward into FY 2016-2017.  Wow! An even bigger rollover than last year.

What does this mean for applicants?  It means that the fund will have $5.8 billion available for FY 2016-2017.  Even I think it's extremely unlikely that demand will exceed that number, so that means that once again, everyone will get C2 funding.

But you know I'm not going to make it all the way through a blog post without finding a little rain cloud where everyone else just sees sun.

Where did that huge carryover come from?  I don't know, but I guess part of it is the extra $2 billion that the Chairman identified back in March 2014.  He promised an extra $1 billion/year for 2 years.  So looking ahead to FY 2017-2018, the rollover might be much smaller.  And one of the reasons that demand has not been higher is that most school districts had upgraded their Wi-Fi networks for the PARCC and SBAC tests in FY 2014-2015.  Assuming a 3-year replacement cycle, 2017-2018 could see a surge in demand.  Surge in demand, drop in funding.

And looking further out on the horizon, there is a big black storm cloud, but it probably won't hit us: ADA.  The Chairman didn't say where the extra $1 billion was coming from, other than some mention of "better accounting practices," which I took to mean leveraging the fund.  That's great and efficient all, but it's not the way government operates.  The Anti-Deficiency Act says that the government can't commit to spend money that it doesn't have.  Government is not allowed to leverage.  Except the USF has an exemption from the ADA, and the Universal Service Antideficiency Temporary Suspension Act keeps getting extended, so all is well.  And the current extension doesn't run out until...[sound of record scratching]

The current ADA exemption runs out in 9 days.

Not to worry, the House is on the job, and has included an extension until 2020 in H.R.2583, which has been passed by the House and sent over to the Senate, where it's been read and referred to committee.  But H.R.3675, a pretty identical bill, got that far last year before dying in committee.

I'm not a legislative expert, so I feel like I've missed something.  Anybody know how we're going to avoid the program grinding to a halt in 9 days?

Or should it be spelled E-Moji?

Nick Shipley over at Funds for Learning is a genius.  Why?  Well, not only has he noted the unbelievable Form 470 2,000-word-lockout, but he has proposed a solution that is both ingenious and hilarious: emojis.

You should visit his blog post to see his proposed emojis.  Of course, I am inspired to add my own:

	Self-provisioned fiber
	Filing window
	Funding wave
	Form 470
	Form 471
	Form 486
	Form 472
	Form 474
	Entity
	Billed entity
	Organization
	Consultant
	Good Samaritan
	USAC
	PIA review
	Selective Review
	Cost-effectiveness review
	Audit
	Code 9
	the change applicants expected when they heard the fund had grown to $3.9 billion
	the change that applicants have actually experienced
	the change that applicants will continue to experience
	hraunfoss
	COMAD
	Data Retrieval Tool
/	Free/reduced lunch
/	Urban/rural
	Wi-Fi
&	M&C
	Axillary use (you try finding an emoji for "ancillary")
	ADA
	EPC (OK, it's not an emoji, but the E-Rate portal is every bit as difficult to navigate; now if only EPC had a humorous computer mastermind)

And here are some terms I haven't developed emojis for yet:

	Category 1
	Category 2
	WFA
	NIF
	$150-in-5
	2-in-5
	Tennessee test
	Item 21 Attachment
	Basic conduit Internet access
	Document retention
	Invoice deadline extension
	Recovery of Improperly Disbursed Funds
	Operational SPIN change
	FCC
	Service substitution
	State master contract
	Red Light status
	Remand
	CSB
	FRN
	SPIN
	Block 1
	Block 3
	Block 4
	Block 5
	Block 6
	CIPA
	Duplicative services
	ESL
	Allowable contract date
	Internal connections