When school and library employees post, they're basically saying, "We're really sorry, but in your great wisdom and mercy, please grant us our humble request. For the children."
But when the lawyers write appeals, they say things like, "An Order not based on substantial evidence and states mere conjecture … without substantial evidence is arbitrary, capricious, not in accordance with law, unwarranted by the facts. an abuse of discretion and is reversible." (Here's the whole appeal.)
I guess they don't teach the "get more flies with honey" philosophy in law school.
And in a nod to Dave Barry, I will note that "Abuse of Discretion" would be a great name for a rock band.
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